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Most Secular: 140thSmartest Citizens: 589thLowest Crime Rates: 748th
The Collectivist Oligarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
An endless present in which the Party is always right.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Cacnesia

Population9.039 billion

CapitalAirstrip One
LeaderPeople's Popular Revolutionary Committee

CurrencyIngsoc Dollar
AnimalLumpenTroll

The Collectivist Oligarchy of Cacnesia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by People's Popular Revolutionary Committee with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 9.039 billion Cacnesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cacnesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,216 trillion Ingsoc Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 355,868 Ingsoc Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Cacnesia, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and the 'sing-a-long with People's Popular Revolutionary Committee' album is a popular souvenir. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cacnesia's national animal is the LumpenTroll, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cacnesia is ranked 1,150th in the world and 21st in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 354 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Secular: 140thSmartest Citizens: 589thLowest Crime Rates: 748thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 759thMost Patriotic: 800thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 835thMost Developed: 955thMost Scientifically Advanced: 981stHealthiest Citizens: 1,001stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,015thSafest: 1,045thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,104thHighest Food Quality: 1,119thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,132ndMost Cultured: 1,150thLargest Governments: 1,177thMost Inclusive: 1,245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,267thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,342ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,361stMost Efficient Economies: 1,535thMost Influential: 1,586thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,613thHighest Average Incomes: 1,619thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,828thNicest Citizens: 2,312thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,544thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,687thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,128thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,204thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,329thHighest Economic Output: 6,549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,797thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,843rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,782ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,126thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,244thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,798thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,910thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,990thLargest Mining Sector: 13,442ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,863rdMost Stationary: 22,022ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,195th
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Most Secular: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 59th in the regionNicest Citizens: 62nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 106th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 130th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 132nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 135th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 142nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 158th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 187th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 195th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 278th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 362nd in the regionNudest: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 438th in the regionLargest Populations: 562nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, the 'sing-a-long with People's Popular Revolutionary Committee' album is a popular souvenir.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Cacnesia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, Cacnesians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Cacnesia endorsed The Federationist States of Osmauri.
  • : Cacnesia was endorsed by The Federationist States of Osmauri.
  • : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 183 » Todd McCloud, Pakitsk, BearStackof2015, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, Dragons Blood, Axdel, The Three States of Fortuna, Ripsylvania, A mean old man, New Leganes, Asendavia, Modra, Harro Waarudho, Tshana, Roliganistan, Unger under over, Goodnamesarerare, The Almighty Country, Elejamie, Kaigi, Lyontisia, Lurolona, CheeseBurrito, Packilvania, Seri Tai Republic, Adavan, Blobbo, Grossvietnam, The Empire of Rijelv, Kublam, ReeK, From New World, Talitoa, Headpat Central, A Slanted Black Stripe, Davinhia, Kangarawa, Zang0, Kriov, East Malaysia, Enlil, Freedomindia, Spiruvania, Empire of Dabiristan, Trimmania, Clarence-Voslage, Cymru Broadcasters, Bai Lung, Aivintis, and 133 others.Hizuru, ReReReRepublic, Impia Aghte, Kelssek, Thurland, Kalaratri, Kucia, Sandboxford, Mardom, Her Malue, Stellar Colonies, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Centrical Union, Caymarnia, Drunken Seal Islands, Adolanta, The Marlands, Under Upper Antartica, Myehn, Buushi, Dorles, Verconia, Estande, Brethren, Constervatania, Pledonia, New Sandsnionion, Aeljae, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Azgatan, Fellon, Lundenia, Sansangra, Kavanos, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Wakeopolis, Cappedore, Northen Luxembourg, Marrabuk, Xinjiayuan, Romanoddle Republic, Irizia, Duracell, Avana Kreig, Agave, Anthonyland, Vaskeden, Wiranath, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, Lunma Un, Order of the Saint Dumas, Malvekia, Carora, Jankono, Murshan, Lanagon, Akimera, Amabilis, Savage, The Holy Utopian Republic, Developing World, La Xinga, Pondingonia, Alleramica, Roissyland, Tassirion, Dwightica, United Worlds of Waifuland, Abtracnt, Daravon, Troc, Evrigenis, Sergioica, Slys Paws, Khusja, Varhemia, Massaaraloo, Amjedia, Coruh, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Merlovich, EmpireBR, Cyberstrom, Royabad, Katalantana, New Chili, Sector 39-C, Maltitalerland, The people of Gabon, Pekweng, Washingtonian Order, Propwash, Janoobi Jazair, The Holy Rat, Zukchiva, Compton-Conway, Angbo, Hunterdon, ArenaC, West Nagato, Aaryawarta, Chinesasia, Atrocha, Klonazepam, Tors Maj, The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, The Holy Caltro, Kuberistan, Asterborne, Liberatarianism, Connerii, Osipia, Reynar, Kadekoland, Valemont, Venenistria, The Soviet Texas Union, Horthgar, NewImperia, Langburn, Konyai, Mobian Islands, and Osmauri.

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