Population | 9.039 billion |
Capital | Airstrip One |
Leader | People's Popular Revolutionary Committee |
Currency | Ingsoc Dollar |
Animal | LumpenTroll |
The Collectivist Oligarchy of Cacnesia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by People's Popular Revolutionary Committee with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 9.039 billion Cacnesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cacnesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,216 trillion Ingsoc Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 355,868 Ingsoc Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Cacnesia, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and the 'sing-a-long with People's Popular Revolutionary Committee' album is a popular souvenir. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cacnesia's national animal is the LumpenTroll, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cacnesia is ranked 1,150th in the world and 21st in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 354 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, the 'sing-a-long with People's Popular Revolutionary Committee' album is a popular souvenir.
- : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Cacnesia.
- : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
- : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.
- : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, Cacnesians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
- : Cacnesia endorsed The Federationist States of Osmauri.
- : Cacnesia was endorsed by The Federationist States of Osmauri.
- : Following new legislation in Cacnesia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
World Assembly
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