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Most Stationary: 2,305th Largest Black Market: 3,069th Most Influential: 3,274th
The Bavarian Soviet Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
In Cabrinialand We Trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population20.415 billion

LeaderFrances Xavier Cabrini
FaithUrban Renewal


The Bavarian Soviet Republic of Cabrinialand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Frances Xavier Cabrini with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 20.415 billion Cabrinialandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabrini-Green. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cabrinialandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,335 trillion Thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 114,410 Thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and Cabrinialand is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Cabrinialand's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Urban Renewal.

Cabrinialand is ranked 40,095th in the world and 22nd in Taijitu for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 124.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Stationary: 2,305thLargest Black Market: 3,069thMost Influential: 3,274thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,812thHighest Economic Output: 4,589thLargest Populations: 4,605thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,490thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,562ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,714thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,112thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,724thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,151stMost Devout: 11,300thFattest Citizens: 11,622ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,347thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,452ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,497thBest Weather: 14,485thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,467th
Most Average: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Kohr, and New Delfos.

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