The Bavarian Soviet Republic of Cabrinialand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Frances Xavier Cabrini with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 27.481 billion Cabrinialandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabrini-Green. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cabrinialandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,719 trillion Thalers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,946 Thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and Cabrinialand is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabrinialand's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Urban Renewal.

Cabrinialand is ranked 188,854^th in the world and 20^th in Taijitu for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.16 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.