The Bavarian Soviet Republic of Cabrinialand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Frances Xavier Cabrini with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.442 billion Cabrinialandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabrini-Green. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cabrinialandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,704 trillion Thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,350 Thalers, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and Cabrinialand is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabrinialand's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Urban Renewal.

Cabrinialand is ranked 35,681^st in the world and 7^th in Taijitu for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,490.77 on the Hickory Productivity Index.