The Bavarian Soviet Republic of Cabrinialand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Frances Xavier Cabrini with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 20.031 billion Cabrinialandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabrini-Green. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cabrinialandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,305 trillion Thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 115,075 Thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and Cabrinialand is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Cabrinialand's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Urban Renewal.

Cabrinialand is ranked 11,541^st in the world and 13^th in Taijitu for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 78,826.48 Standard Monetary Units.