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Most Stationary: 1,596thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,636thLargest Populations: 3,789th
The Bavarian Soviet Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In Cabrinialand We Trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population30.837 billion

LeaderFrances Xavier Cabrini
FaithUrban Renewal


The Bavarian Soviet Republic of Cabrinialand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Frances Xavier Cabrini with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 30.837 billion Cabrinialandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabrini-Green. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cabrinialandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,894 trillion Thalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,871 Thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, and Cabrinialand is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabrinialand's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Urban Renewal.

Cabrinialand is ranked 256,527th in the world and 26th in Taijitu for Most Secular, with 10.02 Atheism Rate.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,636thLargest Populations: 3,789thMost Influential: 4,039thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,824thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,072ndHighest Economic Output: 7,270thBest Weather: 7,320thLargest Black Market: 7,401stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,946thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,969thSafest: 13,106thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,664thMost Developed: 17,431stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,630thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,528thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,705thLowest Crime Rates: 26,365thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,489thMost Devout: 26,863rd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Kohr and New Delfos.