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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,977thMost Secular: 7,529thMost Pacifist: 7,854th
The Republic Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Carpe The Diem
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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Cabin John

Population5.892 billion

CapitalCabana Juan
LeaderBob Strauss
FaithCraft Beerology

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBulldog

The Republic Federation of Cabin John is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob Strauss with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.892 billion CabinJonathans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabana Juan. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cabin Johnian economy, worth 627 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 106,493 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Cabin John has found 2 easter eggs), class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, the people's love for Bob Strauss is little more than self-preservation, and fat-shaming is now public policy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabin John's national animal is the Bulldog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Craft Beerology.

Cabin John is ranked 16,426th in the world and 916th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,197.83 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,977thMost Secular: 7,529thMost Pacifist: 7,854thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,476thMost Inclusive: 9,403rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,578thMost Influential: 9,810thSafest: 9,999thMost Cultured: 10,396thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 12,533rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,576thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,208thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,222ndSmartest Citizens: 15,196thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,496thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,426thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,745thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,955thLargest Governments: 20,249thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,816th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 139th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 212th in the regionMost Influential: 218th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 375th in the regionMost Pacifist: 393rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 467th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 481st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 519th in the regionSafest: 538th in the regionMost Cultured: 557th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 681st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cabin John was endorsed by The Central Bank of Debussy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, the people's love for Bob Strauss is little more than self-preservation.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Cabin John has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.
  • : Cabin John voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kenmoria".
  • : Cabin John voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Landfill Regulation Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise.

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