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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,744thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,057thMost Influential: 8,180th
The Republic Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Carpe The Diem
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Cabin John

Population6.42 billion

CapitalCabana Juan
LeaderBob Strauss
FaithCraft Beerology

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBulldog

The Republic Federation of Cabin John is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bob Strauss with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.42 billion CabinJonathans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabana Juan. The average income tax rate is 73.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cabin Johnian economy, worth 744 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,041 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, and Cabin Johnian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Bob Strauss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabin John's national animal is the Bulldog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Craft Beerology.

Cabin John is ranked 13,911th in the world and 751st in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,140.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,744thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,057thMost Influential: 8,180thMost Inclusive: 8,377thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,420thMost Cultured: 8,465thHealthiest Citizens: 9,785thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,097thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,132ndMost Developed: 11,154thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,550thMost Secular: 13,003rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,304thMost Pacifist: 13,596thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,723rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,911thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,464thSmartest Citizens: 14,723rdSafest: 14,797thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,952ndLargest Governments: 17,280thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,039thNicest Citizens: 18,641stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,839thLargest Retail Industry: 19,248thMost Efficient Economies: 23,857thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,900th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 124th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 191st in the regionMost Influential: 200th in the regionMost Inclusive: 401st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 423rd in the regionMost Cultured: 435th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 534th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 535th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 538th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 601st in the regionMost Developed: 618th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 669th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 670th in the regionMost Secular: 701st in the regionMost Pacifist: 732nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 751st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 760th in the regionMost Average: 821st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 822nd in the regionSafest: 823rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cabin John was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, Cabin Johnian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Bob Strauss.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Cabin John voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Cabin John, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.

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