Population | 6.42 billion |
Capital | Cabana Juan |
Leader | Bob Strauss |
Faith | Craft Beerology |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Bulldog |
The Republic Federation of Cabin John is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bob Strauss with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.42 billion CabinJonathans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabana Juan. The average income tax rate is 73.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Cabin Johnian economy, worth 744 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,041 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history, and Cabin Johnian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Bob Strauss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabin John's national animal is the Bulldog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Craft Beerology.
Cabin John is ranked 13,911th in the world and 751st in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,140.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cabin John was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Cabin John, Cabin Johnian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Bob Strauss.
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Cabin John, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history.
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Cabin John, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Following new legislation in
Cabin John, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
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Cabin John, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
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Cabin John voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
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Cabin John, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
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Cabin John, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
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Cabin John, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » Treadwellia,
Custadia,
Lazarene Ryccia,
New Rogernomics,
Leonism,
Aguaria Major,
Killer Kitty,
Caybow,
The Sigometh Dynasty,
Nucular,
Debussy,
Temmi,
Hukaa, and
DaPiFanatic.