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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 989thLargest Mining Sector: 1,589thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,715th
The Street Fighter of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I don't have time for this.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

C Viper

Population9.824 billion

CapitalUSA
LeaderMaya
FaithCards

Currencydollar
Animalsnake

The Street Fighter of C Viper is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Maya with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.824 billion Viperians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of USA. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Viperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,193 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Television executives are interested in turning Maya's zany home life into a sitcom, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in USA, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. C Viper's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

C Viper is ranked 29,039th in the world and 10th in Karma for Most Stationary, with 1,379.70767948652 days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 989thLargest Mining Sector: 1,589thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,715thLargest Black Market: 1,939thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,792ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,859thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,289thMost Devout: 5,817thHighest Average Incomes: 5,819thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,871stMost Avoided: 5,893rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,290thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,396thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,991stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,069thNudest: 8,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,151stHighest Economic Output: 9,738thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,115thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,434thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,277thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,482ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,772ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,055thLargest Governments: 15,123rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,217thLowest Crime Rates: 15,348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,948thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,233rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,325thMost Influential: 22,866thSmartest Citizens: 24,381stHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,958thMost Stationary: 29,039th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in USA.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, television executives are interested in turning Maya's zany home life into a sitcom.
  • : C Viper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.

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