Population | 11.295 billion |
Capital | USA |
Leader | Maya |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | snake |
The Street Fighter of C Viper is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maya with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.295 billion Viperians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of USA. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Viperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,857 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 253,021 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in C Viper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. C Viper's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.
C Viper is ranked 249,185th in the world and 214th in Karma for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.61 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in C Viper.
- : C Viper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market.
- : C Viper was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to C Viper" on tails.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business.