Population | 9.824 billion |
Capital | USA |
Leader | Maya |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | snake |
The Street Fighter of C Viper is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Maya with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.824 billion Viperians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of USA. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Viperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,193 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Television executives are interested in turning Maya's zany home life into a sitcom, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in USA, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. C Viper's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.
C Viper is ranked 29,039th in the world and 10th in Karma for Most Stationary, with 1,379.70767948652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in USA.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, television executives are interested in turning Maya's zany home life into a sitcom.
- : C Viper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
- : Following new legislation in C Viper, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.