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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,206thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,346thLargest Mining Sector: 1,572nd
The Street Fighter of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I don't have time for this.
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Some
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Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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C Viper

Population11.295 billion

CapitalUSA
LeaderMaya
FaithCards

Currencydollar
Animalsnake

The Street Fighter of C Viper is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maya with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.295 billion Viperians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of USA. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Viperian economy, worth a remarkable 2,857 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 253,021 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in C Viper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. C Viper's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

C Viper is ranked 249,185th in the world and 214th in Karma for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.61 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,206thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,346thLargest Mining Sector: 1,572ndLargest Black Market: 2,049thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,566thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,657thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,757thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,489thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,710thHighest Average Incomes: 5,371stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,442ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,515thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,632ndRudest Citizens: 6,749thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,928thMost Avoided: 7,858thMost Devout: 7,939thHighest Economic Output: 8,448thNudest: 8,860thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,974thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,591stMost Efficient Economies: 11,501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,786thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,869thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,493rdLargest Governments: 15,271stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,783rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,436thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,354thMost Influential: 19,690thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,707thSmartest Citizens: 19,816thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,813thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,290thMost Stationary: 26,394th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in C Viper.
  • : C Viper was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, illegal book-trafficking rings dominate the black market.
  • : C Viper was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to C Viper" on tails.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Following new legislation in C Viper, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business.

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