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Largest Mining Sector: 16thMost Devout: 102ndMost Primitive: 153rd
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In hoc signo vinces
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Byzant

Population43.022 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderJustinian and Theodora
FaithOrthodoxy

Currencybezant
Animaleagle

The Holy Empire of Byzant is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Justinian and Theodora with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 43.022 billion Byzantians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Byzantian economy, worth a remarkable 9,396 trillion bezants a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,410 bezants, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Byzant, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Byzant's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Byzant is ranked 8,357th in the world and 174th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 218,410.16 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 16thMost Devout: 102ndMost Primitive: 153rdLowest Crime Rates: 211thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 467thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 557thFattest Citizens: 602ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 721stMost Cultured: 799thMost Pacifist: 807thMost Stationary: 906thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 933rdLargest Populations: 1,043rdHighest Economic Output: 1,054thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,080thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,162ndNicest Citizens: 1,176thMost Efficient Economies: 1,230thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,277thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,289thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,997thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,344thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,485thTop
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Most Patriotic: 4,652ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,133rdLargest Governments: 6,282ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,357thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,529thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,158thMost Influential: 12,903rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,093rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,987thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,804thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,467th
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 110th in the regionLargest Governments: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 174th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 216th in the regionMost Influential: 288th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 500th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 533rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 580th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 582nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 639th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Byzant.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, Constantinople River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run".
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, winceyette robes are a popular Violetine's Day gift.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive.
  • : Following new legislation in Byzant, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".

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