Most Efficient Economies: 798th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 979th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,397th
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The Masonic Empire of Byronmandy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Roland Bedivere with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The cynical population of 17.04 billion Byronmadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympus. The average income tax rate is 6.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Byronmandyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,343 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 196,243 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed Wolfball players cannot remember their lineup position, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, nine out of ten citizens of Byronmandy answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Crown battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Byronmandy's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Byronmandy is ranked 153,795th in the world and 4th in Modorra for Most Primitive, scoring -296.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Efficient Economies: 798thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 979thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,397thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,875thLargest Mining Sector: 3,024thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,161stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,392ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,850thHighest Average Incomes: 4,502ndMost Avoided: 4,923rdLargest Populations: 5,036thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,256thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,296thSmartest Citizens: 6,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,296thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,335thLowest Crime Rates: 7,516thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,530thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,940thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,364thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,471stLargest Insurance Industry: 11,501stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,006thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,032nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Byronmandy's influence in Modorra rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Byronmandy's influence in Modorra fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Byronmandy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Byronmandy's influence in Modorra rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Byronmandy's influence in Modorra fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Instigator".
  • : Byronmandy's influence in Modorra rose from "Zero" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Byronmandy relocated from Osiris to Modorra.
  • : Byronmandy's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Byronmandy's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Byronmandy was refounded in Osiris.


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