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Largest Welfare Programs: 457thMost Advanced Public Education: 506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 656th
The Grand Scheme of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Blissful within the wall and grandeur of Old Sovereign.
Valeria Stend Fulbright
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

People:102,153,950
Zombies:8,204,955,674
Dead:2,013,314,961
Survival Rate:0.99%

Bynsteria

Population10.32 billion

CapitalOld Sovereign
LeaderValeria Stend Fulbright
FaithGiftarianism

CurrencyOld Ion Dubloon
AnimalIsthic Bynsterian Hound-fox

The Grand Scheme of Bynsteria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Valeria Stend Fulbright with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.307 billion Bynsterians, 8.205 billion of whom are zombies, enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Sovereign. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bynsterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion Old Ion Dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,955 Old Ion Dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, school football matches are usually five-a-side, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime is totally unknown. Bynsteria's national animal is the Isthic Bynsterian Hound-fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Giftarianism.

Bynsteria is ranked 221,898th in the world and 100th in Equestria for Most Avoided, scoring 0.27 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 457thMost Advanced Public Education: 506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 656thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 668thMost Inclusive: 852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 889thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 980thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,051stNicest Citizens: 1,304thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,332ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,387thMost Pacifist: 1,497thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,562ndMost Developed: 1,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,852ndMost Cultured: 1,975thLargest Governments: 2,013thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,026thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,065thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,545thSmartest Citizens: 2,599thHealthiest Citizens: 3,595thBest Weather: 3,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,966thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,891stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,047thLowest Crime Rates: 7,325thMost Secular: 7,731stSafest: 8,863rdHighest Economic Output: 9,665thTop
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Nudest: 11,258thHighest Average Incomes: 11,336thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,927thMost Zombies: 20,152nd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bynsteria's influence in Equestria rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Bynsteria's influence in Equestria rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Bynsteria's influence in Equestria rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Bynsteria's influence in Equestria rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
  • : Bynsteria altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Bynsteria, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Bynsteria, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Bynsteria, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Bynsteria relocated from Lazarus to Equestria.
  • : Bynsteria's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".

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