The Protectorate of Burning Userite Dreams is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 12.413 billion Burning Userite Dreamsians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Burning Userite Dreamsian economy, worth 129 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 10,426 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burning Userite Dreams's national animal is the franco.

Burning Userite Dreams is ranked 139,377^th in the world and 93^rd in Resuscitation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.89 law-abiding acts per hour.