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Most Armed: 4,792nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,998th Best Weather: 11,973rd
The Great Democratic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Annyeonghaseyo!
Captain Jack Sparrow
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Burning Den

Population3.92 billion

CapitalNugget
LeaderCaptain Jack Sparrow
FaithTo be a Retard and Friendship

CurrencyDeath
AnimalClown Fish

The Great Democratic Republic of Burning Den is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Jack Sparrow with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and ban on automobiles. The cynical population of 3.92 billion Democrats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nugget. The average income tax rate is 31.6%.

The thriving Democratic economy, worth 353 trillion Deaths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,305 Deaths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Democrats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burning Den's national animal is the Clown Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is To be a Retard and Friendship.

Burning Den is ranked 79,941st in the world and 14th in Novapax for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,167.33 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Armed: 4,792ndTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,998thBest Weather: 11,973rdHealthiest Citizens: 15,240th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Burning Den, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Democrats.
  • : Following new legislation in Burning Den, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Burning Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Burning Den, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
  • : Burning Den lodged a message on the Novapax Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Burning Den, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Burning Den lodged a message on the Novapax Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Burning Den, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business.
  • : Burning Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Burning Den, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.

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