by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 319th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 329th Largest Publishing Industry: 427th
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Population19.685 billion

LeaderChairwoman Skye

AnimalHooded Crow

The Planetgarden of Burninati0n is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairwoman Skye with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.685 billion Burninites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taproot. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Burninite economy, worth a remarkable 3,804 trillion Thumbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 193,293 Thumbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime is totally unknown. Burninati0n's national animal is the Hooded Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monism.

Burninati0n is ranked 17,727th in the world and 1st in The Far Left for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Least Corrupt Governments: 319thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 329thLargest Publishing Industry: 427thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 613thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,274thMost Efficient Economies: 1,452ndSafest: 1,481stSmartest Citizens: 1,600thMost Developed: 1,607thTop
Most Influential: 1,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,784thMost Cultured: 1,957thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,298thHighest Economic Output: 2,360thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,795thMost Pacifist: 3,012thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,132ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,466thMost Inclusive: 3,849thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,447thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,872ndMost Secular: 5,328thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,339thLargest Populations: 5,448thNicest Citizens: 5,992ndLargest Governments: 6,051stHighest Average Incomes: 6,299thNudest: 6,856thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,107thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,163rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,745thMost Politically Free: 9,337thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,135thHighest Drug Use: 10,380thMost Income Equality: 10,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,457thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,558thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,830thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,135thMost Extreme: 16,104th

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