The Socialist State of Burgundy Russia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 775 million Russians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Russian economy, worth 71.3 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 92,020 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Endangered species are effective hostages against the Russian military, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Moscow's water use, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Burgundy Russia Blood Tithe, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Burgundy Russia's national animal is the eagle.
Burgundy Russia is ranked 35,114th in the world and 1,774th in Osiris for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.39 bananas ingested per day.
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Burgundy Russia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Burgundy Russia, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Burgundy Russia Blood Tithe.
- : Following new legislation in Burgundy Russia, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Moscow's water use.
- : Following new legislation in Burgundy Russia, endangered species are effective hostages against the Russian military.
- : Following new legislation in Burgundy Russia, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character.
- : Following new legislation in Burgundy Russia, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Burgundy Russia, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in Burgundy Russia, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
- : Following new legislation in Burgundy Russia, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in Burgundy Russia, military spending is on the increase.
