by Max Barry

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Best Weather: 554thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 559thMost Beautiful Environments: 707th
The Jingoistic States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Bite like a bumblebee, sting like a staffy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population3.54 billion

LeaderQueen Bee


The Jingoistic States of Bumblegaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Bee with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.54 billion Bumblegarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bumdon. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bumblegarian economy, worth 386 trillion Staffinkies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 109,089 Staffinkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation, the nation is so apathetic that Bumblegarians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bumblegaria's national animal is the Bumblebee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is unimportant.

Bumblegaria is ranked 77,550th in the world and 2,682nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 79.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Best Weather: 554thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 559thMost Beautiful Environments: 707thMost Inclusive: 864thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,013thSafest: 1,128thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,406thMost Secular: 1,419thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,501stMost Pacifist: 1,576thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,680thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,754thMost Influential: 1,834thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,460thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,613thMost Cultured: 3,103rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,477thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,142ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,446thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,469thMost Developed: 4,983rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,462ndLargest Governments: 6,915thSmartest Citizens: 9,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,758thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,474thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 15,633rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,503rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,575thMost Efficient Economies: 20,137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,383rd
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionNicest Citizens: 81st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 117th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 117th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionMost Developed: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170th in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Influential: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 222nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 267th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 271st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 461st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 526th in the regionNudest: 572nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 613th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 615th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 636th in the regionMost Stationary: 651st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 812th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bumblegaria, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Bumblegaria endorsed The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Bumblegaria, the nation is so apathetic that Bumblegarians can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Bumblegaria, the Museum of Soybeans is the cultural heart of the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Bumblegaria, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Bumblegaria, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Bumblegaria was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Bumblegaria, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Bumblegaria, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bumblegaria, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 157 » Aidenfieeld, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Erinor, The Filippinas, Volaworand, Aurcania, Wehraboos, Zaelith, Dasko, Farengeto, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Hanguk-Nippon, Qvait, Land Without Shrimp, New Briantown, Sedunn, Xandev, Amerion, Jehenna, Tsvetania, Direwolf1, Mapico, Curlyhoward, Yeldarbsland, Darakin, The naked people, Bear Connors Paradiso, Ancient Slobovia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Auphelia, Bleakfoot, Noveos, The Solar System Scope, The United Expanse, Theorin, Tsunamy, PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Techganet, Kandorith, Drystar, North Kanuckistan, Poopisiya, Antarctic Empires, Seliyan progressive Islands, Ebonhand, Centristvill, and 107 others.Kringalia, Holy Free, West Pastafaria, Blaash, Sau Man Frescher, Soem, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Changolandia, Rebel-topia, Sthalrim, Ralphburg, Sanden, Baltenlands, Marinho Islands, Compli, Shefino, Markla, The Worst army of, Fasire, Laamiva, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, St Oaks, Nowa Europa, Andinla, Stoniamera, Sandaoguo, Myness, Drugged Monkeys, Midand, Concrete Slab, Gonrati, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Belschaft, North Catimestistrianes, Springhollow, Alfama, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Merevane, Tepertopia, Abarri, House Ahsanul, Phanama, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, Brunier, Doraya, Zataras, Seythennia, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Rabbitz, Apartment 11F, Utondara, Yellunstryer, Berlana, Western Fardelshufflestein, Los Rodeos, Rotenaplistan, Jiam, Xergiokia, The Imperial Frost Federation, Manuck, Wakandan Tribes, Roterdamia, Blondiesland, Kingpins, Blaufrankisch, Treir, The White Isles, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Lionstrapower, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Honey Cake, Doge Land, Holota, Qawe, LadyRebels, The Altan, Levistian, Yeses, Death to democracy, Scu Greinne, The Imperial Of Notsep, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Sapientiano, Bichedder, WI SD EA D, Greater Scottdascoda, NIGHTRAY, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, New Belgrade, Westenhald, Noimosini, Ceutalia, Fission, The United Australian States, Populaa, Cratonim, Freavia, Ipugao, Alambar, and The Langburn Islands.

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