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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,310thMost Influential: 1,625thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,848th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Grow Up
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population5.37 billion



The Holy Empire of Bullpups is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bean with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.37 billion Bullpupsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.7%.

The all-consuming Bullpupsian economy, worth 686 trillion memeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 127,799 memeses, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bullpups's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Bullpups is ranked 18,717th in the world and 278th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 903.00408874368 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,310thMost Influential: 1,625thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 5,848thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,108thTop
Largest Black Market: 11,524thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,481stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,620thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,278thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,488thFattest Citizens: 16,268thLargest Retail Industry: 16,980thMost Secular: 17,030thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,670thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,859thHighest Drug Use: 18,043rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,462ndMost Stationary: 18,717thHighest Average Incomes: 19,501stMost Cultured: 19,805thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,635th
Most Influential: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 155th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 268th in the regionMost Stationary: 278th in the regionLargest Black Market: 308th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 357th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 365th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 376th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 384th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 395th in the regionLargest Populations: 414th in the regionFattest Citizens: 432nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 444th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 448th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 494th in the regionMost Cultured: 525th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 526th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 528th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 536th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 562nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 568th in the regionMost Secular: 581st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 628th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 635th in the regionNudest: 649th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 677th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 719th in the regionMost Developed: 756th in the regionLargest Governments: 775th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 797th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 852nd in the region

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