The Tsardom of Bulgarie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Simeon Saxe-Coburg-Gotha with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 4.973 billion Bulgarieans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sofia. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Bulgariean economy, worth 292 trillion Levas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,875 Levas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, moonshine has made a resurgence, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulgarie's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Religion.

Bulgarie is ranked 84,007^th in the world and 2^nd in The Tvelmark for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68 law-abiding acts per hour.