The Republic of Bucollai is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mé Jân with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The quiet, industrious population of 7.258 billion Bucollians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taechu City. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bucollian economy, worth 892 trillion Gaons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 122,940 Gaons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime is totally unknown. Bucollai's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bucollai is ranked 90,675^th in the world and 2,257^th in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,797.33 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.