The Democratic State of Buckerino is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Christopher Bucky Marcopus with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.659 billion Buckerinorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsupia. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Buckerinorian economy, worth 695 trillion Regals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 190,175 Regals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, and builders across Buckerino are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime is totally unknown. Buckerino's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Buckerino is ranked 2,057^th in the world and 112^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 192.18 Cheeks Turned Per Day.