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Largest Agricultural Sector: 534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 957thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,110th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Bucals Kagotoaion

Population5.036 billion

CapitalFort Baboondale
LeaderVladimir Pavijanovich

Currencybaviaan
Animalbaboon

The Oppressed Peoples of Bucals Kagotoaion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Pavijanovich with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 5.036 billion Bucals Kagotoaionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Baboondale. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bucals Kagotoaionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,622 trillion baviaans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 322,155 baviaans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, the aims of top-secret Bucals Kagotoaionian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown. Bucals Kagotoaion's national animal is the baboon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bucals Kagotoaion is ranked 1,110th in the world and 16th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 238,633.79 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 957thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,110thMost Efficient Economies: 1,348thRudest Citizens: 1,442ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,888thMost Inclusive: 1,989thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,016thLargest Governments: 2,067thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,069thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,082ndSmartest Citizens: 2,277thMost Developed: 2,401stHighest Food Quality: 2,450thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,578thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,167thNudest: 3,317thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,523rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,532ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,564thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,850thMost Influential: 4,034thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,261stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,277thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,411thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,923rdLargest Black Market: 5,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,037thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,789thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,905thMost Secular: 6,954thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,296thLowest Crime Rates: 7,996thMost Patriotic: 8,780thHealthiest Citizens: 8,793rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,917thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,060thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,603rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,725thHighest Economic Output: 12,494thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,252ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,539thNicest Citizens: 18,328th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionNudest: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 80th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Influential: 108th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 117th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 125th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 134th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Patriotic: 145th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionMost Secular: 147th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 166th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 244th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 295th in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 422nd in the regionLargest Populations: 447th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 561st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 648th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, the aims of top-secret Bucals Kagotoaionian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Bucals Kagotoaion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.

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