The Oppressed Peoples of Bucals Kagotoaion is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vladimir Pavijanovich with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, cheerful population of 2.169 billion Bucals Kagotoaionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Baboondale. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bucals Kagotoaionian economy, worth 490 trillion baviaans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,362 baviaans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, it's best not to ask what goes into Fort Baboondale Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime is totally unknown. Bucals Kagotoaion's national animal is the baboon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bucals Kagotoaion is ranked 4,434^th in the world and 114^th in the West Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 150.58 Bank.