Population | 5.036 billion |
Capital | Fort Baboondale |
Leader | Vladimir Pavijanovich |
Currency | baviaan |
Animal | baboon |
The Oppressed Peoples of Bucals Kagotoaion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Pavijanovich with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 5.036 billion Bucals Kagotoaionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Baboondale. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Bucals Kagotoaionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,622 trillion baviaans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 322,155 baviaans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, the aims of top-secret Bucals Kagotoaionian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown. Bucals Kagotoaion's national animal is the baboon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Bucals Kagotoaion is ranked 1,110th in the world and 16th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 238,633.79 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Bucals Kagotoaion, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in
Bucals Kagotoaion, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
- : Following new legislation in
Bucals Kagotoaion, the aims of top-secret Bucals Kagotoaionian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
- : Following new legislation in
Bucals Kagotoaion, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in
Bucals Kagotoaion, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in
Bucals Kagotoaion, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
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Bucals Kagotoaion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in
Bucals Kagotoaion, autocrats are persona non grata.
- : Following new legislation in
Bucals Kagotoaion, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in
Bucals Kagotoaion, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
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