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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,878thRudest Citizens: 2,458th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Bucals Kagotoaion

Population2.169 billion

CapitalFort Baboondale
LeaderVladimir Pavijanovich

Currencybaviaan
Animalbaboon

The Oppressed Peoples of Bucals Kagotoaion is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vladimir Pavijanovich with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, cheerful population of 2.169 billion Bucals Kagotoaionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Baboondale. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bucals Kagotoaionian economy, worth 490 trillion baviaans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,362 baviaans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, it's best not to ask what goes into Fort Baboondale Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime is totally unknown. Bucals Kagotoaion's national animal is the baboon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bucals Kagotoaion is ranked 4,434th in the world and 114th in the West Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 150.58 Bank.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,878thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,458thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,937thMost Inclusive: 3,319thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,461stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,666thMost Efficient Economies: 4,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,210thMost Developed: 4,337thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,434thMost Cultured: 4,616thNudest: 4,617thHighest Average Incomes: 4,640thLargest Governments: 4,828thSmartest Citizens: 4,864thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,728thMost Influential: 5,887thLargest Retail Industry: 6,580thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,677thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,116thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,189thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,362ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,051stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,725thMost Secular: 11,727thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,712thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,046thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,774thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,447thLowest Crime Rates: 16,352ndNicest Citizens: 16,709thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,707thHealthiest Citizens: 17,749thLargest Black Market: 18,238thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,748thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,036thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,012th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 61st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 80th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Cultured: 98th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 107th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 114th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 127th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 135th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 161st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 187th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionMost Influential: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 202nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 206th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 207th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 207th in the regionLargest Black Market: 227th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 231st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 233rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 234th in the regionMost Average: 254th in the regionMost Secular: 272nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 311th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 324th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 338th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 340th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 394th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 400th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 403rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 421st in the regionNicest Citizens: 463rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, it's best not to ask what goes into Fort Baboondale Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Bucals Kagotoaion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, Bucals Kagotoaion isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.
  • : Following new legislation in Bucals Kagotoaion, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.

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