The United Serb states of BTProductions is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.053 billion BTProductionsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BTProductions City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.3%.

The frighteningly efficient BTProductionsian economy, worth 143 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,039 euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 559,491 per year while the poor average 21,808, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in BTProductionsian restaurants, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. BTProductions's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

BTProductions is ranked 48,689^th in the world and 1,971^st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,432.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.