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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,486thMost Patriotic: 4,613thHealthiest Citizens: 8,084th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
A lo áspero por las estrellas
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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BSN89

Population3.218 billion

CapitalPamplona
LeaderBlanca
FaithAgape

Currencycoin
Animalanimal

The Rogue Nation of BSN89 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Blanca with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.218 billion BSN89ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BSN89ian economy, worth 508 trillion coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,981 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Blanca, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BSN89's national animal is the animal and its national religion is Agape.

BSN89 is ranked 101,727th in the world and 1st in Solid Kingdom for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,118.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,486thMost Patriotic: 4,613thHealthiest Citizens: 8,084thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,628thMost Devout: 8,748thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,098thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,524thLowest Crime Rates: 13,541stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,459thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,581stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 17,565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,104thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,023rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,263rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,070thHighest Average Incomes: 22,110thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,017thSmartest Citizens: 25,352ndBest Weather: 27,840thMost Efficient Economies: 28,196thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,621stMost Inclusive: 29,638thLargest Black Market: 31,201st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Blanca.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of BSN89.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : BSN89 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in BSN89, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.

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