The Kingdom of Brytannya is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.561 billion Brytannyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brytannyan economy, worth 127 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,835 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, Leader can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brytannya's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brytannya is ranked 245,391^st in the world and 1,000^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.