Population | 40.575 billion |
Capital | RAZZBURG |
Leader | General Razz Putin |
Faith | none |
Currency | farque |
Animal | feral pig |
The Republic of Brybeisgood is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Razz Putin with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 40.575 billion Brybeisgoodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RAZZBURG. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Brybeisgoodian economy, worth an astonishing 17,375 trillion farques a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 428,229 farques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Brybeisgood's national animal is the feral pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.
Brybeisgood is ranked 1,060th in the world and 1st in The Worlds Stronghold for Most Stationary, with 4,684.70533512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
- : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
- : Brybeisgood was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Brybeisgood was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
- : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
- : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, children play a simplified version of hopscotch.
- : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.