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Largest Insurance Industry: 91stHighest Economic Output: 212thHighest Disposable Incomes: 221st
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Screw unto others before they screw unto you
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Brybeisgood

Population40.575 billion

CapitalRAZZBURG
LeaderGeneral Razz Putin
Faithnone

Currencyfarque
Animalferal pig

The Republic of Brybeisgood is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Razz Putin with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 40.575 billion Brybeisgoodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RAZZBURG. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brybeisgoodian economy, worth an astonishing 17,375 trillion farques a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 428,229 farques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Brybeisgood's national animal is the feral pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Brybeisgood is ranked 1,060th in the world and 1st in The Worlds Stronghold for Most Stationary, with 4,684.70533512 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 91stHighest Economic Output: 212thHighest Disposable Incomes: 221stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 290thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 306thLargest Mining Sector: 332ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 353rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 464thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 502ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 506thMost Corrupt Governments: 554thLargest Agricultural Sector: 619thHighest Average Incomes: 852ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 987thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,002ndMost Secular: 1,013thLowest Crime Rates: 1,051stMost Stationary: 1,060thMost Avoided: 1,194thLargest Populations: 1,310thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,566thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,631stLargest Black Market: 1,685thLargest Retail Industry: 2,320thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,048thLargest Governments: 3,168thMost Patriotic: 3,347thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,463rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,534thMost Influential: 6,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,927thMost Conservative: 6,941stSmartest Citizens: 7,971stMost Developed: 7,983rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,688thHealthiest Citizens: 8,807thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,218thMost Authoritarian: 11,289thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,466thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,581stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,472ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,554thMost Efficient Economies: 25,068thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,772nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • : Brybeisgood was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Brybeisgood was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, children's toy tractors have been seized as state property.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, children play a simplified version of hopscotch.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.

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