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Largest Insurance Industry: 153rdHighest Economic Output: 261stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 297th
The Republic of
Corporate Police State
Screw unto others before they screw unto you
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Brybeisgood

Population32.42 billion

CapitalRAZZBURG
LeaderGeneral Razz Putin
FaithRazz-a-ma-tazz

Currencyfarque
Animalferal pig

The Republic of Brybeisgood is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Razz Putin with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.42 billion Brybeisgoodians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of RAZZBURG. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brybeisgoodian economy, worth an astonishing 12,146 trillion farques a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 374,651 farques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,501,416 per year while the poor average 21,248, a ratio of 117 to 1.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and Brybeisgoodians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Brybeisgood's national animal is the feral pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Razz-a-ma-tazz.

Brybeisgood is ranked 13,612th in the world and 2nd in The Worlds Stronghold for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.76 Years.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 153rdHighest Economic Output: 261stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 297thHighest Disposable Incomes: 319thMost Corrupt Governments: 344thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 356thLargest Mining Sector: 356thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 362ndMost Avoided: 369thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 392ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 412thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 421stLargest Agricultural Sector: 426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 505thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 860thHighest Average Incomes: 926thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 959thMost Secular: 1,089thMost Stationary: 1,359thLargest Populations: 1,474thLowest Crime Rates: 1,608thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,983rdTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 2,201stRudest Citizens: 2,979thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,365thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,373rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,507thLargest Governments: 3,602ndLargest Black Market: 4,534thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,581stMost Influential: 7,830thMost Conservative: 8,042ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,122ndTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 10,885thMost Developed: 11,317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,683rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,612thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,591stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,047thHealthiest Citizens: 16,463rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,580thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,903rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, Brybeisgoodians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Brybeisgood was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 5% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Brybeisgood, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.

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