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Largest Welfare Programs: 707thLargest Populations: 2,318thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,994th
The United Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Indivisible and Inseparable
Eminence Grise
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Brutland and Norden

Population27.865 billion

LeaderKing Kyle II

AnimalBrute cow

The United Kingdom of Brutland and Norden is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Kyle II with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 27.865 billion Nord-Brutlandese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsville. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nord-Brutlandese economy, worth a remarkable 1,560 trillion livroes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,995 livroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brutland and Norden's national animal is the Brute cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brutland and Norden is ranked 161,597th in the world and 7th in Brutland and Norden for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.05 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 707thTop
Largest Populations: 2,318thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,994thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,000thTop
Highest Economic Output: 9,101stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,704thBest Weather: 9,861stMost Cultured: 9,933rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,432nd

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