Largest Welfare Programs: 992nd Largest Populations: 2,596th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,007th
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The United Kingdom of Brutland and Norden is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Kyle II with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 21.992 billion Nord-Brutlandese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsville. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nord-Brutlandese economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion livroes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,631 livroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas, bris parties are all the rage, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brutland and Norden's national animal is the Brute cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brutland and Norden is ranked 158,700th in the world and 8,788th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -16.12 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 992ndTop
Largest Populations: 2,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,007thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,832ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,599thBest Weather: 8,699thMost Cultured: 10,663rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,186thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,259thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,255th
Largest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 162nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 317th in the regionBest Weather: 366th in the regionMost Cultured: 421st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 453rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 544th in the regionLargest Black Market: 642nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 659th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 695th in the regionMost Devout: 707th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 779th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 864th in the region

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