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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 181st Lowest Crime Rates: 477th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 632nd
The People's Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Brutesia Above All
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Brutesia

Population13.048 billion

CapitalBrutopolis
Leaderthe Eternal President-for-Life
FaithBrutesian Socialism

CurrencyBisp
AnimalRancor

The People's Democratic Republic of Brutesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Eternal President-for-Life with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.048 billion Brutesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brutopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Brutesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,927 trillion Bisps a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,373 Bisps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others, and it's never "just a game" with Brutesian sports fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brutesia's national animal is the Rancor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brutesian Socialism.

Brutesia is ranked 22,002nd in the world and 2nd in Greater Brutesia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 181stLowest Crime Rates: 477thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 632ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 871stMost Corrupt Governments: 957thLargest Governments: 1,259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,330thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,593rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,830thMost Secular: 1,889thMost Efficient Economies: 1,958thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,356thHealthiest Citizens: 3,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,098thHighest Economic Output: 3,560thHighest Average Incomes: 4,061stSmartest Citizens: 4,438thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,474thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,588thMost Developed: 6,118thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,556thMost Authoritarian: 6,720thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,844thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,642ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 10,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,338thLargest Populations: 14,429thMost Conservative: 14,466thMost Extreme: 16,650th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brutesia, it's never "just a game" with Brutesian sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Brutesia, all screens are equal but some are more equal than others.
  • : Following new legislation in Brutesia, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Brutesia, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
  • : Brutesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Brutesia, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Brutesia, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in Brutesia, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Brutesia, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat.
  • : Brutesia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

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