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Largest Mining Sector: 2,707thLargest Black Market: 3,195thLargest Populations: 3,744th
The Have Fun Storming The Castle of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mood Inigo - we need the the Man in Black
Vizzini
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Brute Squad

Population28.017 billion

CapitalFlorin
LeaderVizzini
FaithButtercup

CurrencyGuilder
AnimalShrieking Eel

The Have Fun Storming The Castle of Brute Squad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vizzini with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.017 billion Brutes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Brutish economy, worth a remarkable 2,610 trillion Guilders a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 93,161 Guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brute Squad's national animal is the Shrieking Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buttercup.

Brute Squad is ranked 44,237th in the world and 13th in Taijitu for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 254,734 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 2,707thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,195thLargest Populations: 3,744thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,865thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,167thHighest Economic Output: 6,881stNudest: 7,592ndMost Avoided: 7,862ndMost Secular: 9,812thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,834thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,576thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,481stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,855thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,849thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,205thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,332ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,905thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,227thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,586thMost Developed: 25,754thMost Efficient Economies: 27,170th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the region

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  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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