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Largest Mining Sector: 2,507thLargest Black Market: 2,923rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,541st
The Have Fun Storming The Castle of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mood Inigo - we need the the Man in Black
Vizzini
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Brute Squad

Population25.95 billion

CapitalFlorin
LeaderVizzini
FaithButtercup

CurrencyGuilder
AnimalShrieking Eel

The Have Fun Storming The Castle of Brute Squad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Vizzini with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.95 billion Brutes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Brutish economy, worth a remarkable 2,419 trillion Guilders a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 93,228 Guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brute Squad's national animal is the Shrieking Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buttercup.

Brute Squad is ranked 209,766th in the world and 25th in Taijitu for Most Inclusive, scoring 50.27 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 2,507thLargest Black Market: 2,923rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,541stLargest Populations: 3,903rdHighest Economic Output: 6,675thNudest: 6,984thMost Avoided: 8,388thMost Secular: 9,336thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,552ndTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,479thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,420thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,640thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,765thMost Stationary: 17,017thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,009thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,898thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,800thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,672nd
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Brute Squad was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Lady of Nai, curing 177 million infected.
  • : Brute Squad was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Lady of Nai, curing 109 million infected.
  • : Brute Squad was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Lady of Nai, curing 256 million infected.

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