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Most Armed: 1,917th Largest Black Market: 2,714th Largest Mining Sector: 3,262nd
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Brute Squad

Population22.372 billion

CapitalFlorin
LeaderVizzini
FaithButtercup

CurrencyGuilder
AnimalShrieking Eel

The Holy Crap He Is A Wall of Brute Squad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vizzini with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.372 billion Brutes are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florin. The average income tax rate is 38.8%.

The powerhouse Brutish economy, worth a remarkable 1,960 trillion Guilders a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 87,646 Guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, and vacationing Brutes expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brute Squad's national animal is the Shrieking Eel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buttercup.

Brute Squad is ranked 165,514th in the world and 37th in Taijitu for Most Cultured, scoring 50 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Armed: 1,917thLargest Black Market: 2,714thLargest Mining Sector: 3,262ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,080thLargest Populations: 4,144thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,118thHighest Economic Output: 6,460thMost Secular: 7,746thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,274thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,366thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,672ndMost Avoided: 8,789thFattest Citizens: 9,888thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,079th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Brute Squad, vacationing Brutes expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Brute Squad, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in Brute Squad, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Brute Squad, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Brute Squad, the question of 'what is Vizzini's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Brute Squad was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Brute Squad, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Brute Squad, Vizzini is famed for giving great back rubs.

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