The Commonwealth of Brusseldorf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Abelt Imtiyaz Nejem with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.42 billion Brusseldorfennin have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Environment and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenmore. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Brusseldorfen economy, worth a remarkable 4,738 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 272,031 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brusseldorf's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brusseldorf is ranked 294,135^th in the world and 13^th in Australialia for Fattest Citizens, with 5.55 Obesity Rate.