The Commonwealth of Brusseldorf is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Abelt Imtiyaz Nejem with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.095 billion Brusseldorfen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenmore. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Brusseldorfen economy, worth a remarkable 3,466 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,958 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Disputed territories across Australialia are being claimed by Brusseldorfen college students, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brusseldorf's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brusseldorf is ranked 209,406^th in the world and 17^th in Australialia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -12.25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.