The Commonwealth of Brusseldorf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Abelt Imtiyaz Nejem with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.503 billion Brusseldorfen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Environment and Education are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenmore. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Brusseldorfen economy, worth a remarkable 3,262 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 241,626 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic cables about Abelt Imtiyaz Nejem have suddenly been very flattering, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brusseldorf's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brusseldorf is ranked 10,889^th in the world and 8^th in Australialia for Most Developed, scoring 89.7 on the Human Development Index.