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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 367thMost Patriotic: 709thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,385th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Evil has no limit
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Brunzshia

Population6.737 billion

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalDodo

The Republic of Brunzshia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.737 billion Brunzshians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Brunzshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,234 Evil Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 818,460 per year while the poor average 53,026, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, punitive tariffs protect local industry, commemoration of the Great Worlds of Colors War costs almost as much as the war itself, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brunzshia's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brunzshia is ranked 39,823rd in the world and 16th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13720342728 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 367thMost Patriotic: 709thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,385thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,677thMost Devout: 2,478thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,552ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,125thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,286thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,564thHealthiest Citizens: 4,064thLargest Black Market: 4,937thLargest Mining Sector: 5,750thHighest Average Incomes: 5,894thLowest Crime Rates: 6,223rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,068thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,809thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,372ndSmartest Citizens: 9,837thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,089thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,966thMost Inclusive: 17,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,974thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,075thBest Weather: 22,127thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,137thMost Influential: 23,887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,433rdMost Developed: 26,001stLargest Governments: 28,454th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, commemoration of the Great Worlds of Colors War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • : Brunzshia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.

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