Population | 6.737 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Brunzshia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.737 billion Brunzshians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Brunzshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,234 Evil Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 818,460 per year while the poor average 53,026, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.
Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, punitive tariffs protect local industry, commemoration of the Great Worlds of Colors War costs almost as much as the war itself, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brunzshia's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Brunzshia is ranked 39,823rd in the world and 16th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13720342728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, commemoration of the Great Worlds of Colors War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
- : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.
- : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
- : Brunzshia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Brunzshia, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.