The People's Republic of Brunswaldin kanadia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 413 million Brunso-kanads are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NeploFästeinlet. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Brunswald-kanadian economy, worth 15.2 trillion Kanadian marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,791 Kanadian marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Brunswald-kanadian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brunswaldin kanadia's national animal is the Moose.

Brunswaldin kanadia is ranked 310,806^th in the world and 151^st in Aspen for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10.39 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.