The Holy Great Empire of Brunolian is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Bruno B with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.86 billion Brunolianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brunopólis. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brunolianian economy, worth 449 trillion Regalis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,560 Regalis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Investigative journalism into politicians' misbehaviour has abruptly ended, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, tourists call Brunolianian beach towns "the fine coastline", and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brunolian's national animal is the Alaŭra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Brunolinism.

Brunolian is ranked 8,513^th in the world and 205^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,817.01 pounds of wildlife per square mile.