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Most Devout: 5,182ndFattest Citizens: 8,282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,942nd
The Kesultanan Besar of
Iron Fist Consumerists
May Allah bless our Sultan's rule with wisdom.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Bruneian Malaya

Population2.822 billion

CapitalKota Batu
LeaderSultan Haji Farid Bolkiah I
FaithSunni Islam

AnimalBurung Lang Siput

The Kesultanan Besar of Bruneian Malaya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sultan Haji Farid Bolkiah I with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.822 billion Malayans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kota Batu. The average income tax rate is 35.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Malayan economy, worth 282 trillion Pitises a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,033 Pitises, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, Sunni Islam has been named as Bruneian Malaya's national religion, millions of Malayans are excellent swimmers, and government projects are full of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruneian Malaya's national animal is the Burung Lang Siput, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Bruneian Malaya is ranked 202,346th in the world and 11th in The Srivijayan Consortium for Nudest, with 29.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Devout: 5,182ndFattest Citizens: 8,282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,942ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,691stTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,393rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,810thLargest Mining Sector: 14,890thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,342ndMost Corrupt Governments: 17,546thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,811thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,116thMost Avoided: 20,298thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,918thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,383rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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