The Republic of Brumadia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Thomas Whiteleaf with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 4.582 billion Brumadians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brumadia. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brumadian economy, worth 493 trillion Nareses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,776 Nareses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on President Thomas Whiteleaf's desk, the nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, and babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brumadia's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brumadia is ranked 77,588^th in the world and 4,478^th in Balder for Most Conservative, scoring 72.08 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.