by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 13,485thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,891st
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Bruins Fans

Population1.557 billion


The Kingdom of Bruins Fans is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 1.557 billion Bruins Fansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Bruins Fansian economy, worth 64.5 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,434 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruins Fans's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bruins Fans is ranked 113,143rd in the world and 20th in The Sportsbook for Largest Black Market, with 352 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Primitive: 13,485thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,891st
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the region

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