The Proletarian Republic of Bruhssians is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The People's Representative Isaac with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 3.904 billion Bruhssians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkagrad. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bruhssian economy, worth 629 trillion Labour credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,208 Labour credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Bruhssians's radio stations, and artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruhssians's national animal is the Bruhssian Giant Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Socialist Christianity.

Bruhssians is ranked 12,053^rd in the world and 3^rd in Bresima for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,486.73 pounds of wildlife per square mile.