Population | 26.096 billion |
Capital | sarajevo |
Leader | kane |
Faith | order of kane |
Currency | tiberium crystal |
Animal | veinhols |
The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nod is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by kane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.096 billion Brotherhood of nodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sarajevo. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Brotherhood of nodian economy, worth an astonishing 17,152 trillion tiberium crystals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 657,276 tiberium crystals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,707,899 per year while the poor average 29,866, a ratio of 157 to 1.
Poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Brotherhood of nod's national animal is the veinhols, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is order of kane.
Brotherhood of nod is ranked 184,850th in the world and 4,601st in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.58 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
- : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
- : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Brotherhood of nod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, the first sword of Brotherhood of nod does not run.
- : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
- : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
- : Following new legislation in Brotherhood of nod, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.