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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 160thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 390thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 706th
The Grand Duchy of
Corporate Bordello
It's pronounced 'doosh-ee.'
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Broswaggia

Population16.794 billion

CapitalBrotropolis
LeaderBrotator-for-Life Chad Thunderstruck
FaithThe Bro Code

Currencyhair gel tube
AnimalCadillac Escalade

The Grand Duchy of Broswaggia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brotator-for-Life Chad Thunderstruck with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.794 billion Broswaggians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brotropolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Broswaggian economy, worth a remarkable 2,968 trillion hair gel tubes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 176,733 hair gel tubes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,635,546 per year while the poor average 1,843, a ratio of 887 to 1.

Cadillac Escalade populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Cadillac Escalade Sea, Brotropolis's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Broswaggia's national animal is the Cadillac Escalade, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Bro Code.

Broswaggia is ranked 246,066th in the world and 4,704th in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 11.82 tourists per hour.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 160thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 390thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 706thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 749thHighest Crime Rates: 783rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 813thLargest Gambling Industry: 894thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 998thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,029thFattest Citizens: 1,090thMost Avoided: 1,310thMost Armed: 1,330thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,081stTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,062ndRudest Citizens: 4,075thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,110thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,019thLargest Retail Industry: 5,173rdHighest Economic Output: 5,285thLargest Mining Sector: 7,650thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,227thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,141stHighest Average Incomes: 9,459thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,876thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,617thMost Stationary: 13,965thLargest Populations: 14,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,166thMost Pro-Market: 18,258thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,869thHighest Drug Use: 21,761stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,195thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,898thLargest Black Market: 24,287th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 33rd in the regionMost Avoided: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 113th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 115th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionMost Stationary: 133rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 133rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 191st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 202nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionLargest Populations: 232nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 339th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 344th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 387th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 389th in the regionLargest Black Market: 420th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 432nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 464th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.

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