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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 706th
The Grand Duchy of
Corporate Bordello
It's pronounced 'doosh-ee.'
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Broswaggia

Population14.194 billion

CapitalBrotropolis
LeaderBrotator-for-Life Chad Thunderstruck
FaithThe Bro Code

Currencyhair gel tube
AnimalCadillac Escalade

The Grand Duchy of Broswaggia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brotator-for-Life Chad Thunderstruck with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.194 billion Broswaggians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brotropolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Broswaggian economy, worth a remarkable 2,508 trillion hair gel tubes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 176,733 hair gel tubes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,635,546 per year while the poor average 1,843, a ratio of 887 to 1.

Cadillac Escalade populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Cadillac Escalade Sea, Brotropolis's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Broswaggia's national animal is the Cadillac Escalade, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Bro Code.

Broswaggia is ranked 49,130th in the world and 1,419th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,770.73 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 706thHighest Crime Rates: 727thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 765thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 779thLargest Gambling Industry: 922ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 931stFattest Citizens: 1,043rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,144thMost Armed: 1,171stMost Avoided: 1,801stTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,152ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,094thRudest Citizens: 3,648thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,720thLargest Retail Industry: 4,651stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,930thHighest Economic Output: 5,524thLargest Mining Sector: 6,731stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,865thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,988thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,511thHighest Average Incomes: 8,760thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,130thMost Pro-Market: 13,016thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,270thLargest Populations: 15,636thHighest Drug Use: 16,900thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,978thMost Stationary: 17,327thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,882ndLargest Black Market: 20,539th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 35th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 38th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 41st in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 105th in the regionRudest Citizens: 116th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 129th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 146th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionMost Stationary: 172nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 181st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 221st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 245th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 249th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 254th in the regionLargest Populations: 277th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 309th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 329th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 413th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 439th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 496th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 521st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Broswaggia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.

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