The Kingdom of Brooteylia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tobi with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 24.749 billion Brooteylians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fishingstreamvalley. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brooteylian economy, worth a remarkable 3,641 trillion maneis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,123 maneis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes all major gold finds, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brooteylia's national animal is the duckbill, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haddemaism.

Brooteylia is ranked 259,299^th in the world and 9^th in Global Right Alliance for Most Patriotic, with 0.72 flags saluted per person per day.