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Most Armed: 3,923rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,813th Most Conservative: 8,140th
The Private Forces of
Iron Fist Consumerists
To toil in the thorns and thistles
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Bronze Serpent

Population3.901 billion

CapitalUSS Ark
LeaderGregory Sears

Currencygold dollar
AnimalBronze Serpent

The Private Forces of Bronze Serpent is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Gregory Sears with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.901 billion Bronze Serpentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of USS Ark. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The strong Bronze Serpentian economy, worth 248 trillion gold dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,637 gold dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bronze Serpents are considered a delicacy, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Bronze Serpentian roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bronze Serpent's national animal is the Bronze Serpent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Bronze Serpent is ranked 66,217th in the world and 13th in League of Christian Nations for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,536.05 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Armed: 3,923rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,813thMost Conservative: 8,140thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,372ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,120th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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