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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,266thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,910th
The Dominion of
Father Knows Best State
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Bron Zortin

Population4.959 billion

CapitalBroZo Monolith

CurrencyBroz
Animalfox

The Dominion of Bron Zortin is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.959 billion Bron Zortinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BroZo Monolith. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bron Zortinian economy, worth 868 trillion Brozzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,060 Brozzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', immigrants who don't like the taste of Bron Zortinian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and 90% of active duty BZAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bron Zortin's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bron Zortin is ranked 12,375th in the world and 511th in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,639.89 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,266thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,910thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,233rdMost Developed: 6,553rdNudest: 6,736thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,800thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,955thLowest Crime Rates: 8,029thSmartest Citizens: 9,021stHighest Average Incomes: 9,023rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,823rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,104thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10,483rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,955thMost Secular: 10,969thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,672ndMost Influential: 11,929thLargest Governments: 12,187thHealthiest Citizens: 12,243rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,375thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,724thLargest Black Market: 12,841stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,836thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,014thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,856thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,337thHighest Economic Output: 19,414thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,917thMost Stationary: 20,120th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 78th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionNudest: 133rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 157th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 170th in the regionLargest Black Market: 181st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 191st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 194th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 204th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 230th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 236th in the regionLargest Governments: 236th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 249th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 269th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 277th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 278th in the regionMost Secular: 299th in the regionMost Stationary: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 307th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 320th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 327th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 330th in the regionMost Influential: 417th in the regionLargest Populations: 423rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 459th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 477th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 511th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 512th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 574th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 584th in the regionMost Cultured: 593rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bron Zortin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Bron Zortin, 90% of active duty BZAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Bron Zortin, immigrants who don't like the taste of Bron Zortinian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Bron Zortin, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Bron Zortin, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Bron Zortin, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Bron Zortin, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in Bron Zortin, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Bron Zortin, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
  • : Bron Zortin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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