The Dictatorship of Broengtopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Matthew Broeng the First with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.483 billion Broengtopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Broengtropolis. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Broengtopian economy, worth 375 trillion Sollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,686 Sollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and Manatees are considered a delicacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Broengtopia's national animal is the Manatee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Broengtopia is ranked 113,997^th in the world and 4,439^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 95.95 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.