The Duct Taped Together Lands of Broader Confederate States is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Phillip Morris with a fair hand, and notable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.238 billion Rebs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montgomery. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The very strong Dixon economy, worth 510 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 81,809 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,641 per year while the poor average 16,076, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

High school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers, smoking is banned in public areas, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Broader Confederate States's national animal is the rattlesnake and its national religion is None.

Broader Confederate States is ranked 65,913^th in the world and 1^st in After Oil for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.