The Provincial Union of Brittany Normandy Aquitaine is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gael Yannick XXXVII with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.864 billion Bretons Normans Occitans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nantes. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brittany Normandy Aquitainean economy, worth 512 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,505 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The New Brittany Normandy Aquitainean Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brittany Normandy Aquitaine's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Brittany Normandy Aquitaine is ranked 193,269^th in the world and 1,178^th in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -4.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.