The Communist Utopian Fantasy of Brittalia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Anwar Sandhi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.99 billion Brittalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dante. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brittalian economy, worth 961 trillion Goldstars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,289 Goldstars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and the aims of top-secret Brittalian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brittalia's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brittalia is ranked 7,580^th in the world and 17^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,802.47 Tourists Per Hour.