by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,385thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,349thMost Devout: 27,335th
The Glorious Thatcherite State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We have always been at war with the rest of the World
The Iron Lady
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Britsh Beer and Bullets

Population1.675 billion

LeaderThe Iron Lady

AnimalBad Citizen

The Glorious Thatcherite State of Britsh Beer and Bullets is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Iron Lady with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 1.675 billion Thatcherian Citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UNKNOWN. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Thatcherian economy, worth 98.3 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,705 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britsh Beer and Bullets's national animal is the Bad Citizen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is IPotMGTS.

Britsh Beer and Bullets is ranked 71,144th in the world and 274th in United Kingdom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 603.5 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,385thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,349thMost Devout: 27,335th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 70th in the regionMost Devout: 82nd in the region

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