The Rexubliqué Univexserellué of Britonisea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Phaedra Sampson BPNP with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.496 billion Britonish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doportedas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Britonish economy, worth a remarkable 2,236 trillion Brito Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,903 Brito Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britonisea's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is not applicable.

Britonisea is ranked 13,105^th in the world and 8^th in Novapax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.41 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.