The Rexubliqué Univexserellué of Britonisea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Phaedra Sampson BPNP with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.013 billion Britonish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doportedas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Britonish economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion Brito Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,292 Brito Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The entire entry for Britonisea in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britonisea's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is not applicable.

Britonisea is ranked 173,489^th in the world and 26^th in Novapax for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.