by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 1,409th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,315th Healthiest Citizens: 4,041st
The Rexubliqué Univexserellué of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Rellegellmente, Jenxcellmente, Confidiatialementene
Secretary for Media & Arts
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population14.148 billion

LeaderPhaedra Sampson BPNP
Faithnot applicable

CurrencyBrito Pound Sterling

The Rexubliqué Univexserellué of Britonisea is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Phaedra Sampson BPNP with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.148 billion Britonish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doportedas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Britonish economy, worth a remarkable 1,692 trillion Brito Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 119,652 Brito Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britonisea's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is not applicable.

Britonisea is ranked 10,447th in the world and 1st in Novapax for Smartest Citizens, with 86.14 Quips Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 1,409thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,315thHealthiest Citizens: 4,041stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,721stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,766thMost Cultured: 4,854thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,063rdMost Inclusive: 5,434thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,059thMost Developed: 6,753rdMost Pacifist: 7,115thHighest Economic Output: 7,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,361stTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,447thLargest Populations: 10,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,670thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,027thNicest Citizens: 11,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,381stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,505thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,997thLowest Crime Rates: 12,145thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,732ndLargest Governments: 13,089thBest Weather: 13,184thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,619thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,998thMost Average: 14,971stMost Corrupt Governments: 15,246thMost Secular: 16,330th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the region

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