by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,380thHealthiest Citizens: 4,089thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,330th
The Rexubliqué Univexserellué of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Rellegellmente, Jenxcellmente, Confidiatialementene
Secretary for Media & Arts
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population16.013 billion

LeaderPhaedra Sampson BPNP
Faithnot applicable

CurrencyBrito Pound Sterling

The Rexubliqué Univexserellué of Britonisea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Phaedra Sampson BPNP with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 16.013 billion Britonish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doportedas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Britonish economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion Brito Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,292 Brito Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The entire entry for Britonisea in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britonisea's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is not applicable.

Britonisea is ranked 173,489th in the world and 26th in Novapax for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 2,380thHealthiest Citizens: 4,089thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,330thMost Cultured: 4,686thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,070thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,331stMost Inclusive: 5,667thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,099thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,240thHighest Economic Output: 7,324thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,673rdMost Developed: 7,751stMost Pacifist: 8,114thMost Efficient Economies: 8,950thTop
Largest Populations: 9,913thSmartest Citizens: 10,565thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,600thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,076thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,363rdNicest Citizens: 11,543rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,571stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,962ndBest Weather: 12,139thLowest Crime Rates: 12,204thLargest Governments: 12,883rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,022ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,189thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,258thMost Secular: 15,988thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,541stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,259thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,397th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the region

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