The Rexubliqué Univexserellué of Britonisea is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Phaedra Sampson BPNP with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.16 billion Britonish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doportedas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Britonish economy, worth a remarkable 1,694 trillion Brito Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 119,652 Brito Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britonisea's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is not applicable.

Britonisea is ranked 5,419^th in the world and 2^nd in Novapax for Most Inclusive, scoring 216.23 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.