by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,267thHealthiest Citizens: 4,476thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,562nd
The Rexubliqué Univexserellué of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Rellegellmente, Jenxcellmente, Confidiatialementene
Secretary for Media & Arts
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population18.496 billion

LeaderPhaedra Sampson BPNP
Faithnot applicable

CurrencyBrito Pound Sterling

The Rexubliqué Univexserellué of Britonisea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Phaedra Sampson BPNP with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.496 billion Britonish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doportedas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Britonish economy, worth a remarkable 2,236 trillion Brito Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,903 Brito Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britonisea's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is not applicable.

Britonisea is ranked 13,105th in the world and 8th in Novapax for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.41 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Publishing Industry: 2,267thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 4,476thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,562ndMost Cultured: 5,111thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,760thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,576thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,664thMost Inclusive: 6,670thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,971stHighest Economic Output: 7,264thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,872ndMost Developed: 8,486thMost Pacifist: 9,339thLargest Populations: 9,396thMost Efficient Economies: 10,428thSmartest Citizens: 11,415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,166thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,089thLowest Crime Rates: 13,105thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,277thNicest Citizens: 13,553rdLargest Governments: 14,075thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,125thBest Weather: 14,235thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,907thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,032ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,423rdMost Stationary: 16,575thMost Influential: 17,857thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,399thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,401stMost Secular: 18,587thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,535thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,779thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,927thHighest Average Incomes: 23,175thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,102nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

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