by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 16,737th
The Toxic Defender of
Right-wing Utopia
All eyes on me, in the center of the ring
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Britney Spear Dane

Population2.806 billion

CapitalSpear Danes
LeaderBritney Spears


The Toxic Defender of Britney Spear Dane is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Britney Spears with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.806 billion britneys are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spear Danes. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The very strong Britney Spear Danean economy, worth 131 trillion britneys a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,778 britneys, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 139,086 per year while the poor average 12,334, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, every day's an auto-de-fé day, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, and well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Britney Spear Dane's national animal is the britney and its national religion is toxicity.

Britney Spear Dane is ranked 88,820th in the world and 1,052nd in Artificial Solar System for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.26 Bank.

Most Conservative: 16,737th
Largest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 147th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 169th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 179th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 188th in the regionMost Conservative: 225th in the regionMost Developed: 249th in the regionRudest Citizens: 289th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 290th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 297th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 298th in the regionMost Devout: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 331st in the region

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