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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thLargest Black Market: 26th
The Royal and Imperial Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Justus Esto et Non Metue
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Britmattia

Population36.893 billion

CapitalRoyesse
LeaderOwen Warwick

CurrencyRealm
AnimalBughog

The Royal and Imperial Kingdom of Britmattia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Owen Warwick with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.893 billion Britmattians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Royesse. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Britmattian economy, worth an astonishing 21,089 trillion Realms a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 571,628 Realms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, and crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Britmattia's national animal is the Bughog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Britmattia is ranked 82,702nd in the world and 1st in Splendid Isolation for Most Authoritarian, with 749.29 milliStalins.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16thLargest Black Market: 26thMost Cultured: 33rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 38thLargest Publishing Industry: 53rdSmartest Citizens: 62ndHighest Economic Output: 65thLargest Agricultural Sector: 79thMost Scientifically Advanced: 112thMost Stationary: 120thHighest Poor Incomes: 163rdHighest Average Incomes: 173rdMost Avoided: 274thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 352ndLargest Mining Sector: 407thLargest Populations: 533rdMost Secular: 536thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 662ndMost Corrupt Governments: 741stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 812thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,167thLowest Crime Rates: 1,259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,414thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,514thLargest Governments: 1,748thTop
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Most Developed: 2,293rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,451stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,641stRudest Citizens: 3,709thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,644thMost Inclusive: 6,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,241stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,312thMost Influential: 7,491stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,014thHealthiest Citizens: 8,727thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17,737thMost Efficient Economies: 18,592ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,604th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Britmattia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Britmattia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Britmattia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Britmattia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Britmattia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Britmattia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Britmattia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Britmattia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Britmattia, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Britmattia, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have.

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