The United Provinces of British Tou Wegilandoristerl is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister John Witmore with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.117 billion Touians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort New Birmingham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.1%.

The all-consuming British Tou Wegilandoristerlian economy, worth 163 trillion Wegilandoristerl African Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,223 Wegilandoristerl African Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 234,473 per year while the poor average 19,764, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Tou Wegilandoristerl's national animal is the South African Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestantism.

British Tou Wegilandoristerl is ranked 215,068^th in the world and 131^st in Equilism for Largest Black Market, with 352 billion Standard Monetary Units.