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Most Pacifist: 4,546th Largest Welfare Programs: 5,202nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,843rd
The Commonwealth of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Deeds, not Words
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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British Tackeettlaus

Population1.002 billion

CapitalSunny Island
LeaderOld Jim

CurrencyPeng
AnimalElephant

The Commonwealth of British Tackeettlaus is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Old Jim with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.002 billion Tackeets love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunny Island. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse British Tackeettlausian economy, worth 92.6 trillion Pengs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,390 Pengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fattest folk in British Tackeettlaus look to be the happiest ones, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling', in a baffling press conference Old Jim proudly dismantled a broken door, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. British Tackeettlaus's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Tackeettlaus is ranked 16,870th in the world and 120th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 67.69 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Pacifist: 4,546thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,202ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,843rdNicest Citizens: 6,273rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,290thMost Inclusive: 6,585thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,053rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,113thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,823rdMost Cultured: 8,650thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,634thSafest: 9,753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,747thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,788thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,804thBest Weather: 12,064thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,203rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,985thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,796thMost Secular: 14,809thHighest Drug Use: 15,742ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,003rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,391stSmartest Citizens: 16,870th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : British Tackeettlaus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in British Tackeettlaus, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in British Tackeettlaus, in a baffling press conference Old Jim proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in British Tackeettlaus, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'.
  • : British Tackeettlaus was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in British Tackeettlaus, the fattest folk in British Tackeettlaus look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in British Tackeettlaus, the BTBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : British Tackeettlaus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in British Tackeettlaus, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : British Tackeettlaus was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".

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