Population | 10.333 billion |
Capital | Adamstown |
Currency | pound sterling |
Animal | Pitcairn reed warbler |
The Colony of British Pitcairn Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.333 billion Pitcairn Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamstown. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.
The all-consuming British Pitcairn Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion pound sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,375 pound sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime is totally unknown. British Pitcairn Islands's national animal is the Pitcairn reed warbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
British Pitcairn Islands is ranked 152,043rd in the world and 3,302nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.86 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : British Pitcairn Islands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Highest Economic Output.
- : British Pitcairn Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : British Pitcairn Islands's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in British Pitcairn Islands, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : Following new legislation in British Pitcairn Islands, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in British Pitcairn Islands, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- : Following new legislation in British Pitcairn Islands, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats.
- : Following new legislation in British Pitcairn Islands, the nation is known as the cheapskates of the South Pacific.
- : British Pitcairn Islands relocated from Lazarus to The South Pacific.
- : British Pitcairn Islands was refounded in Lazarus.