The Empire and United Kingdom of British Isles and Commonwealth Realms is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Victoria with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.82 billion Britishers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 616 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 127,918 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Isles and Commonwealth Realms's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

British Isles and Commonwealth Realms is ranked 105,344^th in the world and 184^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Politically Free, scoring 64.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.