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Best Weather: 2,035thMost Influential: 2,637thHealthiest Citizens: 2,724th
The Empire and United Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Scientia Potentia est, Tempera Monera est
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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British Isles and Commonwealth Realms

Population7.675 billion

LeaderQueen Victoria


The Empire and United Kingdom of British Isles and Commonwealth Realms is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Queen Victoria with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.675 billion Britishers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,081 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by British Isles and Commonwealth Realms, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Isles and Commonwealth Realms's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

British Isles and Commonwealth Realms is ranked 6,862nd in the world and 16th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,966.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Best Weather: 2,035thTop
Most Influential: 2,637thHealthiest Citizens: 2,724thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,212thSafest: 3,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,434thMost Secular: 3,584thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,451stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,701stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,704thLowest Crime Rates: 4,924thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,750thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,345thNicest Citizens: 6,347thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,350thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,862ndHighest Food Quality: 7,394thMost Developed: 7,706thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,947thLargest Governments: 8,157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,405thMost Inclusive: 8,908thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,103rdSmartest Citizens: 10,471stMost Pacifist: 11,187thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,740thMost Patriotic: 12,457thTop
Most Cultured: 14,240thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,684thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,696thHighest Average Incomes: 19,474thHighest Economic Output: 20,281stMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,111th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the region