The Empire and United Kingdom of British Isles and Commonwealth Realms is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Victoria with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 7.698 billion Britishers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,081 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by British Isles and Commonwealth Realms, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Isles and Commonwealth Realms's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

British Isles and Commonwealth Realms is ranked 143,353^rd in the world and 190^th in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Drug Use, scoring 59.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.