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Best Weather: 2,043rdMost Influential: 2,611thHealthiest Citizens: 2,729th
The Empire and United Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Scientia Potentia est, Tempera Monera est
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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British Isles and Commonwealth Realms

Population7.698 billion

LeaderQueen Victoria


The Empire and United Kingdom of British Isles and Commonwealth Realms is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Victoria with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 7.698 billion Britishers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,081 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by British Isles and Commonwealth Realms, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Isles and Commonwealth Realms's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

British Isles and Commonwealth Realms is ranked 143,353rd in the world and 190th in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Drug Use, scoring 59.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Best Weather: 2,043rdTop
Most Influential: 2,611thHealthiest Citizens: 2,729thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,209thSafest: 3,422ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,432ndMost Secular: 3,602ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,520thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,696thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,704thLowest Crime Rates: 4,902ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,736thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,306thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,327thNicest Citizens: 6,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,842ndHighest Food Quality: 7,384thMost Developed: 7,690thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,898thLargest Governments: 8,133rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,387thMost Inclusive: 8,901stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,066thSmartest Citizens: 10,456thMost Pacifist: 11,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,688thMost Patriotic: 12,489thTop
Most Cultured: 14,191stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,644thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,746thHighest Average Incomes: 19,451stHighest Economic Output: 20,219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,080th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the region