The Archduchy of British Gambia is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.074 billion British Gambians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gambia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient British Gambian economy, worth 656 trillion Gambian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 213,708 Gambian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 815,423 per year while the poor average 38,748, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.

Nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered. Crime is totally unknown. British Gambia's national animal is the Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

British Gambia is ranked 147,498^th in the world and 638^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,144.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.